SO TRUE BESTIE

Funniest bot DM I've gotten. Like this actually got me interested cause like yeah I like granite. We can discuss granite

Being an aro lesbian catgirl feels like being a stray sneaking around houses looking for food but being scared of going inside

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

It's kinda like overcompensating for the fact that you don't see women as people. "Oh no I think women are subhuman BUT IF I SAY that they're some divine god or whatever then that's better right?" When you're still not seeing women as humans

We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

'Princess wand' yeah ok whatever now lick my bitch baton

Me n gang

in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric…

Never thought about a lake monster fucking me but damn that's kinda hot

Imagine going to the lake to have a good nice time with your friends...

You are swimming when you feel something touching your feet, you scream loudly. Your friends at the shore laugh at you and tell you it's probably just a fish. You breathe hard, yeah, just a fish. You keep swimming, a bit further away, something touches your ass, grabs your leg. You scream again. They laugh, you might be the fish new favorite food. You laugh it off and keep swimming, your brain is just playing tricks on you.

Until it's not.

Until a slimy tentacle sneaks up on you and gets inside your mouth, pushing so far it triggers your gag reflex. It retracts. You try to scream but you can't. The tentacle doesn't go away. But a bunch more appear.

You can feel them everywhere. Holding your legs apart, taking your bikini off, pushing slimy tentacles into your pussy. Some grope your tits, little suckers grabbing into your nipples and making you squirm. Something probes your asshole, you struggle to get off its hold. You van't fight it off. It penetrates your asshole. You try to scream but you just get the tentacle in your mouth further down your throat. You gag, it retracts and starts a punishing pace. Fucking your pussy. Fucking your throat. Fucking your asshole. It shouldn't feel good, it shouldn't. But you with each trust something inside of you grows higher and higher until you are pushing back, until you are moaning around the tentacle in your mouth.

You come around the tentacles. They fuck you through it.

There's a weird sound and you feel the first shoot of slimy release. Rapidly stuffing all your holes at the same time. The slimy seed feels cool and disgusting inside your pussy, inside your ass. Your friends are calling you and you barely grab your bikini and put it back on before your friend appears in the shore calling you out so y'all can go. You get out and put back your clothes as you feel the goo dripping out, praying it's not staining your friend's car.

"Transitioning is scary!"

Do it anyways. Do it scared.

"I'm too old to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it old.

"I'm too fat to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it fat.

"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"

Do it anyways. Do it horny.

this post explodes a transphobe