Transgender Daily Bugle Photographer Petra Parker Getting Invited To An Arcade Fire Concert? I'm Totally

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.

CALAMITY TRIO FANS RISE UP! WE WILL MAKE ANY COMBINATION OF NEON PINK, BLUE, AND GREEN RELATED TO THIS ONE SHIP!

Ship Colour Scheme Showdown

Round 7

Speculation about ships is welcome, but please do not reveal the identities of ships you submitted!

This little goober couldn’t possibly commit horrors beyond human comprehension :3

Silly evil little creature in their silly evil little chair

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it. Y’know, I actually don’t care I like it very much.

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

I haven’t liked any new Avatar stuff, so I’m just going to pretend that Legend of Korra is the end of the Avatar universe and pretend that Korra did nothing wrong.

Korra continued to be the Avatar and had a happily ever after with Asami like Aang did with Katara. Anything else is not canon regardless of what the studio says.

Just so we’re clear

girls uhhhhhhh. Definitely don't have a type for women in power armour. Yeah totally not. Also love the usage of artwork from the Hearts of Iron IV Old World Blues mod. Anyways, you get me with Sarah Lyons being a lesbian. Really putting the pride in Lyons Pride lmao.

figured i should show this off! cool little Sarah Lyons edit with her stuff from Fallout Shelter Online :>

oh and with a lesbian flag--duh.... cause, even if it aint stated, we all know shes gay, right?

Unironically yes. Columbo, although using trickery and self-incrimination to catch criminals, which is morally and legally dubious, never has killed anyone despite most of the antagonists being murderers. I doubt that Columbo would do a police shooting or engage in police brutality. The police wouldn’t be perfect, but a clone army of Columbo Clones would genuinely fix a huge amount of the issues present with the police.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

Excuse me, it’s seven years?!?! I thought the S1A to S1B timeskip was only three years?!?! I was rather understating how much Vi suffered then, huh. Free my girl.

This art is very sad and painful (and they say that Vi didn't suffer much in the show)

The artist: @jsnrksapphic on Twitter/X

Amity seems rather concerned about Luz’s lack of concern.

a little bit of Escaping Expulsion's events in the AU :) did my best to emulate beta amity's fivehead. not too proud but pbbfftt

(TW: BLOOD) slightly more graphic alts beneath the thingy \/ \/ \/

Adora is breathing heavily at this very moment.

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