CALAMITY TRIO FANS RISE UP! WE WILL MAKE ANY COMBINATION OF NEON PINK, BLUE, AND GREEN RELATED TO THIS

I'm not positive I understand what you mean, but can we just pretend we'll make it home again from everything now.

Everything Now by Arcade Fire is a Gendervoid Lesbian!

requested by @stormywinter42

This is such massive reassurance. I’m pre-HRT (working on, hopefully soon?!?!) and always been having fear and anxiety that HRT won’t have an effect on me (I’m not going to specify my age aside from over 18). But this is great to hear and quite affirming. Thank you so much <3

I want to be a girl so badly but I have horrible skin and broad shoulders and I’m already 19 so even if I go on E it’s too late I just. Wish I was born a girl. I’m sorry I just need to vent I’m so unhappy with everything right now

Too late?? Girl you’re so young go start hrt!! It’s not too late! Your skin and shoulders don’t define you, and they stop your from being a beautiful girl even less!

Me after getting like twelve notes and two followers after two or three days of being on Tumblr:

Wow this is incredible! Good work and many kudos.

when camilla wants a nap she just puts on a nature documentary and lets them go wild

gay gay homosexual gay. Nothin else to say really.

My humble offerings to marcanne society

Love and hate are merely two sides of obsession

Ok, like I absolutely support the sentiment and the advice is excellent and should be followed. But Columbo is like probably the only cop who exclusively takes on the 1% and elites who look down on him for being working class, and catches them and finds their guilt through their own hubris being their undoing rather than by force. I'm not a fan of cops as much as the next gal, but I feel if all police were like Detective Columbo people wouldn't hate the police as much.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

OMG THIS IS REALLY GOOD! Love the mini fic! Love the Sashannarcy dynamics! Keep up the good work! <3 <3 <3

In the hospital, about a few days of Anne resting up after she gave birth to twins. She's gotten a few stares maybe, and comments of how 'a single mother like her should have considered the cost before getting pregnant' much to her chagrin.

She brushes it off though, knowing that their other parents will be back soon. And no, this isn't like a surrogate mother deal. The gurgling bundles she holds in her arms carry more than just a part of her in them, the loving part hopefully.

Sasha comes flying in through the door without as so much a knock, her arms outstretched as if about to swoop in to hug Anne, up until she notices them. Marcy soon comes in right behind, a sheepish laugh as she smiles at the scene. "She was a little too excited maybe-" Soon cut off by an exclamation, causing Anne to wince. "Babe, come onnnn!!! There's no such thing as 'too excited' when... Well, just look at them!" The blonde gestures to her wife, half-exasperation, half-barely controlled giddiness.

"I can't believe Anne popped these little suckers out of her!!!" She bleats through sniffling, her faltering smile turning into bawling as she caresses the face of the one with blue eyes. Anne would have said something snarky back but she was also enamored by the scene unfolding.

"This one's got my eyes.... THIS ONE'S GOT MY EYESSSSS" Her intense tone was met with a "Shhh" from her spouses. "Oh right whoops, anyways..." Practically vibrating, Sasha Waybright turned to scoop up Marcy in a twirling sort of hug. (Like you'd see in those cheesy 2000s romance movies) "WE'RE PARENTS BABYYYYYY, WE'RE ALL PARENTSSSSS" Her squealing infectious as she peppered Marcy's neck with kisses, causing them both to cause even more of a commotion. Surprisingly, the twins didn't seem to be bothered by all the noise, simply cooing along as Anne rocked them gently. Not to sleep necessarily, but for comfort and love. Anne knew that her own mom would have wanted the same for their twins. She could only hope she wouldn't be as grumpy, sighing a bit exhaustedly.

Those fucking dorks. The thought interrupted by Sasha suddenly coming over to her bedside.

"So... Calamity Powers?" "What???" "Y'know, since you're..." She gestures vaguely, although Anne picks up on what this means. "Ah... I guess? Well, I'm not entirely sure really... I think I just loved you guys so much that my body made these two, that also are kind of you? Well, mini-yous. I don't really remember how I even got them out!" She shrugs, doubting her words as a yawn leaves her mouth.

"Fair enough. Anyway, we got a bit of time to kill here soooo, you're stuck with us for 8 hours!" Sasha's tone was calmer this time but still chipper.

"And is that supposed to be a bad thing?" "Nahhhh, just wanted to make sure you knew you were ours." "When do I not?" A voice shoots up from a certain Marcy Waybright, adjusting her glasses. "Uhmmm, well maybe that one time you dated like three dudes, one after the other but then like you broke off from all of them anyway??? Sasha was heartbroken for weeks! I was just crying into my pillow every night during that whole time."

"Alright, you got me there..." She stifles a snort, still swaying her twins as gently as she can muster. And a surprise finds its way to her heart once more. Well, her left cheek rather, two surprises that leave lipstick marks. She hoped they didn't notice her eyes flicker with excitement.

Commissioning Info!

Okay, so I've gotten a few people asking for commissions recently since I've started this blog. First of all, I am super-duper flattered. I never considered my work top-tier and something someone would pay for to make more of so I am feeling super validated that people want commissions. And I guess I am able to do commissions.

That being said, I'm not a fast artist. All my work takes a ton of time to finish. So even if they are not the highest quality pieces of work, I need whatever I make off of them to be within similar range to the minimum wage where I live. Not the exact same, could be as little as half, because this is sidework and something more enjoyable than cashiering or whatnot, but the commission amount needs to reflect the time which it takes. Sorry if that is inconvenient but its how it has to be.

So I guess my tentative prices are:

$50~ USD for base work (black/color outlining; no color fill)

$60~ USD for flat coloring that fills the work

$75~ USD for color shading in the work

$90~ USD for light NSFW (sexual content or explicit gore)

$120~ USD for explicit NSFW (explicit sexual content)

I know these prices seem steep, but 1) it is cheap based on the amount of work I need to apply, 2) I'm a full time student and this is a sidejob, and 3) for the NSFW stuff I'm not fully comfortable with it so I need a higher price to make it worth my while.

That being said the prices are negotiable, being able to raise or drop in price based on the complexity of what I'm being asked to create.

I guess that's all I have to say about commissioning rules. I am absolutely thankful that anyone want to commission me in the first place and I love y'all for thinking my work is good!

LORD, I CAN’T CHANGE! WON’T YOU FLY HIGH, FREE BIRD, YEAH!

this will get to the right people