There Will Come A Soldier Who Carries A Mighty Sword. She Will Tear Your City Down, Oh-lei, Oh-lai, Oh,

And I would’ve gotten away with it to if it weren’t for your meddling polycule and your stupid aroace.

the way this was just the plot of amphibia twice over

Completely unhinged. I love it.

I took my sleep medication last night and as it was kicking in I started thinking about how Hop Pop canonically has a son or daughter but there's no mention of him ever having a wife, so I was wondering about the social implications of him never having married in wartwood, but this draft I wrote while I was half asleep sounds like I'm just deconstructing catholic beliefs in the amphibia tag

I’m voting for Luz because I believe Amity would also vote for Luz.

Best Magical Girl Outfit - Round 1

I wish that were me :(

Absolute Cinema

WE'RE SO BACK! WOOOOOOOOOOO! THE POWER OF THESE THREE DUMBASS SAPPHICS FOR THE WIN!

(art by centinel303 by the way)

AMPHIBIA TRENDING??? IN 2025??? SASHANNARCY IS TRENDING TOO APPARENTLY????

so cute!

first day of Azura book club

Girl, you absolutely understood the vision I had in my head. When thinking about Arcane I only hear The Suburbs/Suburban War/The Suburbs Continued playing. Please stop with the telepathy it is a lil concerning.

"This town’s so strange, they built it to change. And while we sleep, we know the streets get rearranged. With my old friends, it was so different then. Before your war against the suburbs began. Before it began. Now the music divides us into tribes. You grew your hair, so I grew mine. You said the past won’t rest until we jump the fence and leave it behind. With my old friends, I can remember when. You cut your hair, I never saw you again. Now the cities we live in could be distant stars. And I search for you In every passing car."

You know I would love to waste it again

Ok, like I absolutely support the sentiment and the advice is excellent and should be followed. But Columbo is like probably the only cop who exclusively takes on the 1% and elites who look down on him for being working class, and catches them and finds their guilt through their own hubris being their undoing rather than by force. I'm not a fan of cops as much as the next gal, but I feel if all police were like Detective Columbo people wouldn't hate the police as much.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

It’s rather late to reblog this, but this fucked with me so much because I saw this prior to watching the episode and had my heart broken as a result. Thanks meanie.

What a great way to end a season. Nothing bad happened, no surprises, or anything that was a gut punch. You know, just wholesomeness 🥲