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Listen, all she did was a little domestic terrorism, as a treat.

seeing you talking about Barrisoka and suddenly remembering that Quinlan and Ventress are alive and together in the TL(4)J

Ahsoka meeting up with Quinlan and Ventress to just hang out and catch up, when Barriss kinda walks up nervously and Ventress goes “…wAIT A MINUTE-“

Barriss’s life flashes before her eyes KSBDJXBD

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

Completely unhinged. I love it.

I took my sleep medication last night and as it was kicking in I started thinking about how Hop Pop canonically has a son or daughter but there's no mention of him ever having a wife, so I was wondering about the social implications of him never having married in wartwood, but this draft I wrote while I was half asleep sounds like I'm just deconstructing catholic beliefs in the amphibia tag

Me, infused with G-dlike magical powers, and my girlfriend who was uploaded to a 600 pound tentacle-armed robotic hivemind that she somehow ended up in charge of.

That moment when you um when you when you um whenyou

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Oh my frog this is so good. Like unbelievably awesome. Like just incredible. Seriously be proud of this, this is amazing.

I LOVE AMPHIBIA

Arcane Season 2 in a nutshell.

Wife lovers till they die

Gonna be real, I feel like Luz is trustworthy with the Death Note. Her kill count compared to the scenerios where she could have racked up kills is astounding. Maybe if she felt like she was backed into a corner, she may have taken out Emperor Belos in Season 2 or 3, or the Collector in Season 3. Even then I doubt it because I don't think she would kill a child even if it was eldritch nightmare being and she had the opportunity to go in for the kill on Belos at the end of Season 3 and decided not to.

Beta Luz on the other hand would make Light Yagami look like a chump. Like, the United States and the Emperors Coven would be toppled over within a week of Beta Luz / Lucia receiving the Death Note.

Luz NOOOOOOO

He was born for this role.

OMG THIS IS REALLY GOOD! Love the mini fic! Love the Sashannarcy dynamics! Keep up the good work! <3 <3 <3

In the hospital, about a few days of Anne resting up after she gave birth to twins. She's gotten a few stares maybe, and comments of how 'a single mother like her should have considered the cost before getting pregnant' much to her chagrin.

She brushes it off though, knowing that their other parents will be back soon. And no, this isn't like a surrogate mother deal. The gurgling bundles she holds in her arms carry more than just a part of her in them, the loving part hopefully.

Sasha comes flying in through the door without as so much a knock, her arms outstretched as if about to swoop in to hug Anne, up until she notices them. Marcy soon comes in right behind, a sheepish laugh as she smiles at the scene. "She was a little too excited maybe-" Soon cut off by an exclamation, causing Anne to wince. "Babe, come onnnn!!! There's no such thing as 'too excited' when... Well, just look at them!" The blonde gestures to her wife, half-exasperation, half-barely controlled giddiness.

"I can't believe Anne popped these little suckers out of her!!!" She bleats through sniffling, her faltering smile turning into bawling as she caresses the face of the one with blue eyes. Anne would have said something snarky back but she was also enamored by the scene unfolding.

"This one's got my eyes.... THIS ONE'S GOT MY EYESSSSS" Her intense tone was met with a "Shhh" from her spouses. "Oh right whoops, anyways..." Practically vibrating, Sasha Waybright turned to scoop up Marcy in a twirling sort of hug. (Like you'd see in those cheesy 2000s romance movies) "WE'RE PARENTS BABYYYYYY, WE'RE ALL PARENTSSSSS" Her squealing infectious as she peppered Marcy's neck with kisses, causing them both to cause even more of a commotion. Surprisingly, the twins didn't seem to be bothered by all the noise, simply cooing along as Anne rocked them gently. Not to sleep necessarily, but for comfort and love. Anne knew that her own mom would have wanted the same for their twins. She could only hope she wouldn't be as grumpy, sighing a bit exhaustedly.

Those fucking dorks. The thought interrupted by Sasha suddenly coming over to her bedside.

"So... Calamity Powers?" "What???" "Y'know, since you're..." She gestures vaguely, although Anne picks up on what this means. "Ah... I guess? Well, I'm not entirely sure really... I think I just loved you guys so much that my body made these two, that also are kind of you? Well, mini-yous. I don't really remember how I even got them out!" She shrugs, doubting her words as a yawn leaves her mouth.

"Fair enough. Anyway, we got a bit of time to kill here soooo, you're stuck with us for 8 hours!" Sasha's tone was calmer this time but still chipper.

"And is that supposed to be a bad thing?" "Nahhhh, just wanted to make sure you knew you were ours." "When do I not?" A voice shoots up from a certain Marcy Waybright, adjusting her glasses. "Uhmmm, well maybe that one time you dated like three dudes, one after the other but then like you broke off from all of them anyway??? Sasha was heartbroken for weeks! I was just crying into my pillow every night during that whole time."

"Alright, you got me there..." She stifles a snort, still swaying her twins as gently as she can muster. And a surprise finds its way to her heart once more. Well, her left cheek rather, two surprises that leave lipstick marks. She hoped they didn't notice her eyes flicker with excitement.

Wow this is incredible! Good work and many kudos.

when camilla wants a nap she just puts on a nature documentary and lets them go wild

WE'RE SO BACK! WOOOOOOOOOOO! THE POWER OF THESE THREE DUMBASS SAPPHICS FOR THE WIN!

(art by centinel303 by the way)

AMPHIBIA TRENDING??? IN 2025??? SASHANNARCY IS TRENDING TOO APPARENTLY????