Torzill0

This game has ruined my life

Beautiful woman named “square teams: don’t forget to clock in for your 5:00 am shift!” is texting me on my iPhone

#they told me theyd send my temp pass as an email #then didnt send me a fumking email

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HANDED ME. A SHEET OF PRINTER PAPER. AND SAID THATS YOUR PARKING PASS. WHERE THE FUCK AM I

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

Hoping this email finds you well. Unfortunately working on turning into a gnarly beast that will be so viscous (and soooo hot) and will be unavailable for some time. Thank you for your understanding and patience in this matter.

The beautiful singles in me area 'ave struck to the sky their siren song again.. but the dastardly sea witch barbara will not 'ave mine SSN a 4th time

to bury a goddess

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

Im really gonna do it this time

And by ‘it’ haha lets just say: your dad