Hoping This Email Finds You Well. Unfortunately Working On Turning Into A Gnarly Beast That Will Be So

#they told me theyd send my temp pass as an email #then didnt send me a fumking email

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HANDED ME. A SHEET OF PRINTER PAPER. AND SAID THATS YOUR PARKING PASS. WHERE THE FUCK AM I

Coloured sketches of TotK Link with an undercut because after all, why shouldn't I?? Inspired by my own hair cut 😊 I feel like Cece should let you cut your hair in the game, please Nintendo 🙏

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

Old WIPS, these won't be finished..

the infamous potlid incident

Ever since I saw Daruk's diary I can't stop thinking about this scene in my head. A literal pot lid got Link appointed to be Zelda's guard.....

Impa probably scampers over to check on Zelda and Link uses that moment to crabwalk away before he can make a bigger fool of himself😂

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

that guy, the time guy,

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

this Or get Annish Kapoor’s ass for me. fuck that guy

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.