Its A Blunt Point And Youre Never Straight In Anything

Hoping this email finds you well. Unfortunately working on turning into a gnarly beast that will be so viscous (and soooo hot) and will be unavailable for some time. Thank you for your understanding and patience in this matter.

that guy, the time guy,

My D&D character Abba, the shittiest flute player around.

Me and my partner fr fr

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

Tfw when you specifically told that naked guy not to jump off the cliff and the second you turn around you see that not only has he jumped off the cliff, but he’s laughing at you too.

It cost me every ounce of dignity. Blushing and kicking my feet and shit bcuz they sent a stupid cat meme. “Us.” It’s not us, we are not cats. I used to kill for fun. Now look at me. Waiting for them to play their turn in digital golf. Stupid ass

Having a boyfriend is literally free

Link's awekening hit me like a truck

to bury a goddess