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this Or get Annish Kapoor’s ass for me. fuck that guy

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

Then he wakes up

Leyendecker's Honeymoon: Hansry edition.

Its a blunt point and youre never straight in anything

You’re short

Im taller than a thousand redwoods and you are smaller than a single sand particle

I think this diagram should be peer reviewed by every scientist on earth

yo when're you gonna get taller

hi anon! I made this helpful diagram for you:

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

She's beautiful, regardless, in spite of, because

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

Your last prayer—ten thousand years late(r)

Reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time, so fucking funny Jane Austin wrote the eldest daughter to be incredibly gorgeous and desired by all, so well mannered and tempered, and then named her Jane to boot. Great stuff, truly