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ms. stoll the woman that you are

Hold on

Travis and Connor stoll arent twins

So what the fuck does their mother do to make Hermes come (poor choice of words) twice?

Like that woman has to be either the worlds best mail woman or a thief.

Also, I'm sorry but these boys for some reason have my brain in a chokehold, and I'm working on an angsty oneshot for Travis rn.

Dick: What do you do when someone is being mean?

Tim: Ruin their life online.

Damian: Break their arm.

Jason: Talk to them about the consequences of their actions.

[Tim and Damian looking at Jason in disbelief while Dick beams]

Jason: I mean, shoot them, of course.

Some Wayne gala fits for the boys! I saw something similar by @fallen-jpg and wanted to do some of my own lol

Ps… I’m not good with backgrounds lol and I made Damian much older cause I didn’t want to draw a kid …

I love thinking about children looking like their parents, what with the Ninja looking so much like their own.

Do you think Lou has to make sure he doesn’t accidentally call Cole Lilly because he’s the spitting image of her? Do you think once, after Lilly had first died and Cole hadn’t been sent to his school yet, that Lou accidentally called Cole ‘Lilly’ and Cole thought that she was back, she was there and here with them and when he glanced around to see her he realised that his father was looking at him in guilt? Do you think ever since then, before Cole found peace within himself, he looked at the mirror and only saw his mother? His mother’s face, her smile and kind eyes, reflected on his own?

Do you think when Cliff Gordon held Jay, the new born baby of Libber, that he only saw her face reflecting back at him? The adorable freckles and the curly hair? Do you think when Libber died, Cliff Gordon couldn’t look at the last thing Libber ever left him, and had to give Jay away less he broke down?

Did Wu look at Lloyd and see his brother’s young face reflected back at him? Do you think Wu wonders if Lloyd is what Garmadon could’ve been like?

Do you think Misako looked at Lloyd and saw her husband’s innocent face staring back at her, a lost memory that could never be her present or future?

Do you think Garmadon looked at Lloyd and saw all the things of Wu and Misako and knew that when the day came that he saw himself in Lloyd all he would-could- do was cry?

Do you think Kai looked and Nya’s young face, freshly orphaned and alone, and saw his mother’s gentle eyes and comforting softness? That when he would wake up, blurry eyed and tired, he would look at Nya’s face and have to make sure it isn’t his mother finally coming home?

Do you think Nya only barely remembered her father, so when she looked at Kai, old enough to actually remember and recall, she automatically thought he was her father?

Do you think Dr Julien looked at Zane and knew that this child was everything he could, and couldn’t be?

How many times did Chen look at Skylor, only to look away is disgust once he saw a face he wished he could never recall?

Man, i rlly need to stop with the do you think bull, its getting repetitive 😭

fyi your dad is a whor—

i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions

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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay

jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables

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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion

Jason: i got you

[later]

Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?

Jason: is he listening?

Bruce:

Jason: your welcome

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this could work with all the batfamily members actually

[when Duke was first starting to be signal]

Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler

Signal: ???

Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself

Nightwing: Tim what

Red Robin: !

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

Based on this fanfic (again) along with this song (obviously)

Oh man. Not Kai projecting onto Lloyd in order to poorly handle his own grief and shattered worldview, therefore dooming himself to become obsessed with his only attachment to the point that he commits atrocities.

This fic never leaves me ALONE.

What i assume the Batfamilys music taste is with little to no explanation

Bruce: only classical stuff on vinyl but could talk about other music because of his kids

Dick: Taylor Swift, Queen, ABBA, Chandeliers by Sia, Miley Cyrus, Charli XCX (he's got VARIETY okay)

Cass: mitski, laufey, occasionally lana Del rey, mozart, vitamin string quartet, ludovico einaudi, olafur arnalds (mostly instrumentals/classical music because she can get sick of words)

Jason: listens to Folklore and Evermore only, Gracie Abrams, Hozier, tv girl, Dominic fike, Florence and the machine, Hans zimmer, john williams (he likes feeling like he's in a movie, so any soundtrack music)

Tim: MCR, casual eminem listener, nirvana, linkin park, evernescence, three days grace, (emo and underground artists who he gatekeeps)

Steph: charli xcx, taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, billie eilish, Chappell roan, dua lipa, 5sos, one direction, (anything/anyone she can fangirl to)

Damian: doesn't listen to music because it's "a waste of time" (he picks up random songs from his siblings and has a secret spotify account)

Alfred: UK rap

fire & ice gay people 🔥❄️