Dick: What do you do when someone is being mean?
Tim: Ruin their life online.
Damian: Break their arm.
Jason: Talk to them about the consequences of their actions.
[Tim and Damian looking at Jason in disbelief while Dick beams]
Jason: I mean, shoot them, of course.
jaya dump because i'm sick and twisted and i miss them and oh my god imcryning pleasecome bback to me jaya i think im gonna throwup
also i kinda made the 2nd one out of spite of the twink jay truthers. that man is not skinny or weak or frail. he is a grown man and he has muscles and he is beautiful and perfect . He's literally a ninja like omg he trains and does fights and prolly tries to see how many consecutive backflips he can do idk (the answer is 0). i think he'd probably be relatively lean & slim but actaully super super strong. also i think nya would just be rlly muscular and beefier compared to jay .....Just because she's awesome like that
It’s crazy how all of the Kents have the same type which is badass people with dark and with tough but also caring personalities
he’s not okay
‘dear jason by opiumorchid (duckytree) on ao3
Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required
Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)
Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial
Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!
Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation
Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)
Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me
Tim: how I became Batman's therapist
Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179
Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82
Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13
timebomb my beloved ship
Arcane EP7 | S1 vs S2 Stay close to your dearest friends But also Even closer to your enemies But my best enemy is you
ginger on ginger violence
for those wondering how bruce is doing: here
KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES
Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help
super sons week 2023 day 10 - In Another Life
In every universe, a vice
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tim is the most unhinged robin yet only a few people know that
It's so incredibly funny to me that somehow some people think Tim is a boring straightlace and Jason is deranged and unhinged
Like Jason at his worst is a murderous crime lord who also has a moral conscience, protects children and sex workers, works to make the worst parts of Gotham safer and wants to know that his dad cares
Tim at his worst on the other hand.... Rampant murder with NO morals, becomes Batman and uses the gun that killed Bruce's parents, dictator, takes over like half of America, goes back in time like a couple times to tell his younger self that this is their inevitable end just to fuck with HIMSELF
Jason at his best is the happy robin, loves school, cares for sex workers becomes a crime lord to help make sure the people who are addicted aren't being given toxic shit
Tim at his best is entirely unhinged, stalking Batman and Robin through the streets, blackmailing Batman, all the young justice shenanigans, creating a fake uncle to avoid adoption, beefing with a like 9 year old (deserved imo 9 year olds are MEAN), lies to everyone including batman and take pride in it
Like besties one is exponentially more of a black sheep and it isn't the drug lord, it's the heroic sidekick of batman
Yes Jason is still out on the streets wildin and feral but I don't think people give enough credit to how normal he is for his background
Yes Tim is CEO but he's also been 17 for years and probably has taken cocaine to see what it felt like
fire & ice gay people 🔥❄️