idk if there’s a ninjago office AU out there, but if there is I’d like to think that Kai is just that one guy at his desk that’s always on the phone, doing his nails and talking shit about his coworkers
like all you hear from his cubical is just
“Did you hear about Sarah from marketing? Yeah that bitch is totally preggers now, I shit you not… Who’s the father? That’s the thing, nobody fucking knows”
“F U C K, somebody keeps stealing my Hot Cheetos from my desk whenever I go to the bathroom! I bet it’s Steve, that fucker ”
“Bro, you will not believe who I just caught making out in the supply closet today! It was Jessie and Rebecca! Shoulda saw it coming, honestly, you could cut the sexual tension with a butter knife”
“Duuuuude, just saw Dylan and Brian duke it out in the cafeteria… Yeah, apparently Dylan’s been sleeping with Brian’s wife for like 3 months. Straight people, am I right?”
and the worst part is that he works in Customer Service, so it’s not even someone he knows on the other side of the phone. It’s just some poor person who called because they had a question about the company and now they have to sit there as Kai rattles on about these three hot guys he works with
I have many thoughts about the new Wolverine book. Starting with Kurt and Logan’s reunion.
Logan is feral at the moment, not observing and just reacting. But the moment he has a hint of clarity (from Kurt’s scent) Kurt leaps into an embrace.
Claws still out, probably not quite lucid yet but nope, Kurt’s gonna hug you!
and a big thank you to the art here (by Martin Coccolo & Bryan Valenza) because in the last panel, it just looks like Logan….melts into the embrace. Like a weight just dropped off his shoulders. The eyes are drawn so good here, he looks sad, tired and just needing some comfort; and who better to provide some solace than his best friend, Nightcrawler.
Most normal PxG locker room convo:
Meanwhile in Bastard München:
No one, Kaiser.
Even I doubt you sometimes.
paswg kainess redraw! it’s kaiser as panty and ness as briefs
Dick: What do you do when someone is being mean?
Tim: Ruin their life online.
Damian: Break their arm.
Jason: Talk to them about the consequences of their actions.
[Tim and Damian looking at Jason in disbelief while Dick beams]
Jason: I mean, shoot them, of course.
I wonder if Talia is jealous of Tim because of the attention he gets from Ra's and Bruce.
I mean, she primed a very angry-and-homicidal Jason to add Tim to his hit list. And later, when she sent Damian to Gotham--she had to have known that Damian would try to kill Tim, since that's what they do in the League.
Because Tim basically has everything Talia ever wanted. He gets recognition from Ra's, and he has a position at Bruce's side. And Talia, who craved Ra's' approval and Bruce's love for so long, has nothing.
Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between
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when hes copying your snaps so you pull this move trend with halollie >:)
it’s so funny to me Damian made and wore this suit for ONE meeting with his mom 😭
shown in the “Demon or Detective?” backups in Batman (2016) #106 and Detective Comics #1034!