Doctors Should Do This, Although Perhaps With Less Yelling.

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

Did you get bad luck from stepping on a bee??

guys i got so obsessed with ace attorney that im getting recommended videos of the amber heard trial

what the fuck

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

waking up at 5 am to see that yep, Sifo-Dyas is mentioned on the character list in the Living Force, but all I can think about is that his last transmission to the Temple (his confession about the clones, his last words) has been hanging out in canon from a YA novel that came out in 2019 and I didn't know until last night (Thank you @dapurinthos for letting me know about this and for my resulting emotional breakdown)

"Come find me!" 😭😭😭😭😭

Fascinating differences in strategy in the Quiet Games. Gem just whacked Impulse until he did what she wanted. Skizz and Ren came up with a complex system of signals. Grian and Jimmy somehow unlocked??? telepathy??? and killed it????

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.