Did You Get Bad Luck From Stepping On A Bee??

Didnt even need my heart to work normally today anyway who cares

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

.... I have a problem.

First post!

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

Impulse: —there quite a while. Scar: Man, I missed that segment that you did with Martyn, Skizz? Like, you really, like, you went to town with like, Minecraft swords on a cooler, and it sounded really good, like, drum wise? Skizz: (through quiet, pleased laughter) Thank you, it was, it was fun— Scar: Yeah, I was like, how did you turn these little instruments into that? I was like, what the heck? Skizz: Dude, it was so fun, I was telling Gem about that earlier, you gotta watch that, just don't watch me or Martyn, just watch Gem. She has— Gem: (quietly) Oh god. Skizz: —the best reaction to that moment right there, dude. She's just like, mouth is open like, "oh my god," and then all of the sudden she just starts bopping—like, bee-bopping along, like, dancing, it's so awesome. Scar: I-I was like—I saw that on Twitter, I was like, "whoa." That was cool. Skizz: That was fun. He did great, dude. I was talking about that— Grian: Yeah, Martyn-Martyn was annoyingly good at Permit Master. Gem: God, he was so good! Skizz: Yeah, he crushed it.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯