It's Funny To See People (even Miss Lam) Assume That I Will Come Tomorrow Because Of How Uncommon It

Jason: Hey demon

Damian, watching anime: What.

Jason: Your dog ate all my beef jerky.

Damian: He has a name. His name is Titus.

Jason: …Like Titus Andronicus? The Shakespeare play?

Damian: Of course.

Jason: Wow, you’re such an edgelord. I flew all the way to England to see a play at The Globe and even I wouldn’t name my dog after Titus Andronicus. LOL. What a poser.

Damian: Remind me again what you named your fish?

Jason: what

Damian: Your betta fish. The one in your apartment. What is his name.

Jason: …Macbeth.

Damian, smirking:

Jason:…

Damian: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Jason: …

Damian: *smugly turns back to Death Note*

Jason, pointing at the tv: He dies in episode 25. Weeb.

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Bruce, standing in the Batcave, exhausted, texting the group chat: Does anyone want to explain why Jason has been stuffed head-first into the t-rex?

my brother sent me an insane message out of the blue yesterday

Hi I just want to recommend a very good romance webcomic to my mutuals. It's called I Can't Be This Stupid or He Can't Be This Dumb. It's finished and you can read it on Tapas (or illegally cough). I really love that the main couple has COMMUNICATION. ISTG A LOT OF ROMANCE WEBTOONS DON'T HAVE THIS. I mean there is still conflict but not to the point where you physically want to go in and just tell them to stop. Also this webtoon is very cute and Doha is probably one of the best female mc I have seen. You may be asking why am I giving a recommendation on a romance webcomic all of a sudden? Because I can, end of story (I actually want more people to talk about it...) (also before you say anything, I finished it months ago so you don't have to worry about my spm studies lmao)

for his 10.10 birthday lololol

i'm back btw, i changed my phone so tumblr was deleted and i forgot about reinstall it until now

This is what misinformation + selective outrage + indifference looks like

Me: Gotdammit

Stephanie, looking up at Jason on the roof: Oh my God. Is that the Red Hood?

Tim: Dude, he looks terrifying.

Dick: I heard that he took down an entire gang with a plastic spork.

Damian: I wonder if he is the one behind the current crime spree.

[ meanwhile ]

Jason on the roof, drinking tea and reading Macbeth: Where the fuck did that pigeon go?

You’ll never guess who I’m thinking about rn

Bonus:

@apokoshit

Same Energy

Chainsaw Man x The Thing

Saw someone made a comparison so I had to do it