For His 10.10 Birthday Lololol

Hi I just want to recommend a very good romance webcomic to my mutuals. It's called I Can't Be This Stupid or He Can't Be This Dumb. It's finished and you can read it on Tapas (or illegally cough). I really love that the main couple has COMMUNICATION. ISTG A LOT OF ROMANCE WEBTOONS DON'T HAVE THIS. I mean there is still conflict but not to the point where you physically want to go in and just tell them to stop. Also this webtoon is very cute and Doha is probably one of the best female mc I have seen. You may be asking why am I giving a recommendation on a romance webcomic all of a sudden? Because I can, end of story (I actually want more people to talk about it...) (also before you say anything, I finished it months ago so you don't have to worry about my spm studies lmao)

boringdinosaur

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, part 2

(since y’all liked the first one so much)

- professor: if you eat with a beryllium spoon you will, unfortunately, die

- same professor, later: and if you can’t tell these two compounds apart on the final, i will personally offer you a beryllium spoon with your next meal

- professor: this compound is highly toxic and explosive, so you will not be working with it in your first two years of education.   student: so we’re cool to die after sophomore year?

- professor: sodium nitrite is highly toxic   professor: it’s most widely used as a food additive

- political science professor: but has any one of you ever seen an atom?

- professor: the topic of today’s lecture is the concentration of water in water.

- *announcing participation grades, out of 10*   professor: you did very well this semester, your grade is 6

- sex is cool but have you been to Professor […]’s lectures?

- *professor walks back inside the room where students are taking a test, hears students frantically trying to hide their phones and notebooks*    professor: oh well, you’ll get better at cheating eventually…

- it went well and by that i mean it didn’t explode

- I GOT 6/10 ON THE CALCULUS TEST THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TODAY

Part time Champion Duelist, Full time Feline Protector™

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

I saw this on tiktok and I-

Credit to Keegan.bakos on tiktok

This is what misinformation + selective outrage + indifference looks like

Me: Gotdammit

this was under a puppet history video

sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.