Shit I’ve Heard Chemistry Majors Say, Part 2

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

Im back posting on tumblr ig

mp100 AgeSwap AU ideas/hcs?

I’ve had a lot of free time lately so I’ve been rereading the manga and having too much some fun thinking about terumob and this particular AU ahahhah 

(So basically this is the AU where Mob and Reigen swap ages and mob is 28 and reigen is a spunky ass 14 y/o and the art I’ve seen of it is beautiful)

Adult!mob is probably a v serene and graceful guy in terms of personality, quiet, polite and super kind. Teenager!Reigen is dramatic and basically a very clumsy fella but it’s endearing, really

Mob fixes stuff that Reigen breaks in his office (“Sorry shishou I just wanted to test out this new football for a bit ya know”) or outside of school (“Hey shishou, I kinda ripped my pants today tryna’ do a split”) 

Sometimes he uses his powers to fix things but other times he just uses his hands. It’s to remind himself that he doesn’t have to use his powers all the time to lead a proper, good life.

Tends to absentmindedly pat reigen’s shoulder or ruffle his hair while returning fixed stuff. intuition.

Mob isn’t one for physical contact with strangers but holds his clients’ hands when he senses real anxiety within them, or when they tremble and start to cry. takes everything seriously

Is Especially Soft when it comes to kids and little animals. Loves lil cats. almost cried during one assignment during which he had to exorcise a crazy cat lady spirit who possessed cats and left them hurt and confused. brought said cats to therapy after it was over.

You may think that Reigen who has Zero Psychic Intuition Whatsoever at this point in time has a hard time following mob but he’s super good at bullshitting his way through. 

Is very, very good at talking. Mob was never good at that kind of thing, so he really appreciates a disciple who can talk some sense into some of the ghosts they meet (“Look, dude, you wanna live this kinda life forever? Scaring five year olds? What kind of pathetic existence is that? You’re a ghost, not a horror movie, you could literally do anything else”)

after a while of taking him as his disciple, Mob gives him a special kind of purified salt which has the ability to trap low-mid level spirits if used right. reigen gets really pumped and hugs the hell out of mob when he first receives it.

reigen gets overexcited sometimes so he kind of just sprinkles salt everywhere and doesn’t create a proper ring so it’s not that effective

but mob lets him do it anyway, he doesn’t mind

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Roy, sweating: So, uh, I wanted to ask you-

Riza: Oh FINALLY, you’re proposing!

Roy: What- how did you know?!

Riza: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Roy:

Riza: I even had to pick it up once.

Ever since I read the poem "A Meeting" by Wendell Berry, it made me think of them. Text is from that poem

Spoilers for episode 71/chapter 155 of Monster

I am once again thinking about Madame Christmas’ bar in the 1890s…..

Tim: Ooh! More work!

Tim: I know that sounded sarcastic, but-

Bruce: Nobody thought that.

Dick: Not for a moment.

when ur friend cant be simply categorized

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, pt... 3?

- you! you and whatever it is you’re holding are staying on THAT side of the room where there’s no one you can kill

- Tasting the analyte is strictly forbidden as it may contain toxic components. - line from laboratory manual

- professor, with an ominous tone: your graduate thesis committee will consist of five people, and not all of them are… good people

- *to lab instructor* so hypothetically, if someone were to spill a large amount of iodine onto… something, and this is hypothetical, then how would you hypothetically remove it? this is, of course, hypothetical

- my most effective method of qualitative analysis is called Guessing

- student: this isn’t dissolving, i think i’m going to try aqua regia   three separate people simultaneously, from different parts of the room: NO!!!!!!

- i think the person who wrote down the colors of these solutions was colorblind

- lab technician: how are you using up so much ethanol, it’s like you’re drinking it or something   students: *nervous glances*

- you’re sharing your workspace with him? …do you have life insurance?

- student: so how close do you think Professor […] is to reporting us to a psych evaluation team?

- professor: so let’s say you want to make a thermonuclear bomb. no, nuclear bombs are for idiots. now, thermonuclear bombs…

*Evil guy undercover at a Wayne gala and the kids forget they’re in their civilian clothes*

Tim(to Jason): You chloroformed the janitor?!

Dick: We’re in trouble. We have to do something.

Tim: I don’t know what to do. My whole brain is crying.

Jason: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.

*Evil guy starts to wake up and groans*

*Dick, Jason, and Tim pretend to wake up*

Evil guy: What’s happening?

Dick: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed!

Tim: Somebody chloroformed all of us.

Jason: And now we’re regaining consciousness together!