Batman Being Aggressively Secretive Towards The Justice League Is One Of My Favorite Tropes, But It Gets

This is so helpful omg

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

Ok the alphabet thing is so true tho

Tim, texting Dick: Had about 9 energy drinsk today and now i can see inside out through time. dont have any blood left. just vibration. going to alphabetise the alphabet (it's all wrong. will explain later) then going to fight the moon. good night and good morning and thanks

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

My cat gouged a hole in my lip accidentally and I forgave him immediately after stopping the bleeding and gave him treats as an apology for briefly saying his name semi loudly so I can’t judge either.

Oh my gosh, I hope everything turns out ok

So yesterday I had a fainting episode so bad that the paramedics got called, which isn't funny, but what IS funny is that I kept passing put while I was on the floor and according to my long suffering friends everutime I woke back up I'd announce "I'm back!"

Then usually promptly pass out again

The feminine urge to cry after your favorite teacher gives you more time to “finish” the project you spent six days on. “It has a lot of potential, I’m exited to see what you end up doing with it, but make sure to turn it in soon!”

Well I thought it was turned in three weeks ago but ok

God please, the world need to hear this

Please please please please please put paragraph breaks between each new line of dialogue. I physically cannot get through your fic if it’s all in one giant paragraph. And use commas, PLEASE.

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

To my trauma buddies, i hope you had a better, or even good (shocking right) day. i just want you to know that you are not alone, and even though im a stranger on the internet, im proud of you for being so strong. if its safe, you should get some water, if its not, i really hope it will be soon. remember, you have to take care of yourself too. you're amazing, and you can do this. <3

ps, keeping some water in your room makes it easier if you have to stay in there for hours at a time, also, stash some snacks if u can