I've Told This Story Before But The Non-negotiable In Allyship Really Reminded Me Of My Gaming Group.

Tokoyami: Would anyone else be willing to join me in summoning a demon in the spirit of the American holiday Halloween?

Class 1a: Yes

Iida: As long as you do it responsibly!

Happy Halloween

Toga: You said you wanted a heart for Christmas?

Twice: I was joking about wanting to fall in love this Christmas.

Toga: Oh.

Twice: You got me a heart?

Toga: He was going to die anyways….. eventually

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

Kaminari: So we’re dating now?

Sero: Yes?

Kaminari: KIRI I WON THE BET

Kirishima: BAKUGOU AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A MONTH ARE YOU THAT OBLIVIOUS?

Kaminari: ALRIGHT THEN CHOOSE YOUR SNACK.

Random Writing Prompt 8

AU idea

One is the secret agent who is undercover (or was supposed to be until the bouncer/barkeep messed it up)

The other is a very suspicious bouncer/barkeep who won't leave them alone and ends up getting dragged into the mess.

Your Pathetic Bisexual Not Wanting Therapy?

Here’s what to do!

(This does not just apply to bisexuals)

First, give them a stuffed animal and make sure they’re cuddled up tight!

next, wrap them in a blanket and make sure they can’t escape!

Finally, look up therapy resources and begin to go through them! One of the ones I’ve used is a trauma workbook linked here (it’s for children but sometimes there is little difference)

I have lost myself to a new hyper fixation and to celebrate I have a new writing challenge! So find a mall and pull up the map. The stores should be numbered. If they are, generate two numbers and find the stores they correspond with. If not, just use a wheel with the names of the stores. Each half of your OTP works in one of those stores and their neighbors. They can be enemies, friends, strangers, whatever. Have fun!

My contribution to this:

Kaminari: I’ve seen things

Sero: You’re too short and I’m too tired for this

It’s me. I’m the consequences. Count your days because they are numbered.

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

please