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Kaminari: Anything you can do I can do gayer

Jirou: I can do anything gayer than you

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can, yes I can!

Kaminari: I can get a looker with the greatest zinger

Jirou: I can get one quicker and be even slicker

Kaminari: I can do almost anything

Jirou: Can you really drive?

Kaminari: No?

Jirou: Neither can I.

Sero, narrarating: They went on to rewrite the entire song

(I know this isn’t really the song but oh well)

The Bakusquad sharing a house

Kaminari: Needs his own room because he just collects stuff. Mostly it’s cool bottles, cans, and rocks. He does in fact play the guitar in the corner.

Sero: His room is pretty normal except for a wall of souvenir keychains. No-one knows why he has them.

Mina: Closet spills put into her room, has a dance dance revolution machine in the corner for some reason.

Kirishima: Only thing besides a bed is a punching bag. Crimson riot posters on the walls.

Bakugou: Has weights as well as a toolbox. Posters of all might and other heroes.

Kitchen: Only Bakugou is allowed to use anything other than the microwave. He can ban people from the microwave for dumb decisions. There is an extra bedroom they use to dump stuff in.

You all say "Oh I love enemies to lovers" like which one?

Villian tries to play games but the hero cuts through it and makes them fall in love?

Villian is hurt and the hero heals them?

Hero is the first person to show them empathy and they fall slowly?

Hero is chaotic and hot-blooded and makes the villain's cold heart beat again?

The "I see good in you" trope?

Or do you mean 'rivals to lovers', where we have

"Don't touch me" one and the one who flirts despite the attitude?"

"Why can't we put our differences aside" and "I hate you"?

The 'stoic hunter' and the hunted who tries to make them laugh, with no sense of self-preservation?

Maybe where they ask "why do you hate me?" and the answer is "It's better than loving you"?

Or maybe you like one-sided pining?

The one who wants the hero but thinks they're too far gone to even try?

The hero who creates narratives of excuses that just aren't there to support their crush?

The soul-crushing of the hero watching the villain who once loved them consumed by apathy and hatred?

There are so many more, and you just say enemies to lovers?

Bakugou: There is a reason I hate Deku.

Uraraka: And that reason is?

Bakugou: I’m petty

Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge

Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?

Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈