We’re Hilarious You’re Just A Rat. Rats Don’t Get A Sense Of Humour

Mina: Welcome to internet slang! Today we have Todoroki with us.

Todoroki: Thank you Mina.

Mina: Today we’re talking about tea, and not the hot drink.

Todoroki: There’s another kind?

Mina: Yes indeed! Tea can also refer to gossip. Spill the tea means share the gossip.

Kaminari: Government be like "Nooo don't have an opinion you're too young aha"

Tokoyami: Mood

The Emo Squad, beating Kaminari with sticks: You've infected him

It’s weird what medicine and sickness will do to your dreams like

fever: your deepest fear

anesthesia: kaleidoscope

NyQuil: face centipede

Benadryl: the hat man

It makes no sense.

Kaminari: The world is a horrible place. This prison of flesh is insatiable. I’m going to stab anyone who tries me. My head hurts. Die.

Uraraka: Have you tried drinking some water for once?

*Kaminari drinks some water* Kaminari: Post cancelled, was just dehydrated.

I hate disassociating when I’m trying to do things that require active consciousness/control because my brain wants to check out and I’m like “No we have Tasks” and so to be a brat my brain says “fine but you’ll have to think about every little thing you want your body to do”

Hello Tumblr, I heard you all are good at interpreting dream memes so here you go.

I had a dream that was mostly nonsense but the meme is “naughty daydreamers go in the noise room” with a room that was somehow visibly loud.

Kaminari: In this house we respect the laws of gravity

Uraraka: No we don’t. We stomp all over them.

Aizawa, shaking: What do you mean disrespect the laws of gravity?

Shinsou: How do you fall asleep so quickly?

Iida: Well you see-

Midoriya: Hitting my head hard

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting