Kaminari: I Can Get Away With Saying Almost Anything Because It’s All Considered A Joke.

Bakugou: What are you doing?

Kaminari: Reminding myself of what it’s like to not be traumatized

Bakugou: That’s ducktales

5 minutes later

Bakugou: Ducktales!

Kaminari: Woo-oo

It has come to my attention that Kaminari and Tsuyu grew up together (actually I’ve known this for a while) so some things to consider.

Kaminari’s mom is a hero and busy a lot and his dad probably works so he stays at Tsuyus place a lot

Kaminari and Tsuyu hang out sometimes and no one is sure how they get along.

The only people who know are Bakugou and Midoriya, for very different reasons.

Kaminari helps Tsuyu in social situations where she doesn’t do as well

Tsuyu is fully aware of what angry Kaminari is like and knows when to stay out of his way (Kaminari is the sort of person who seems happy go lucky but is terrifying when he’s mad)

Luka, holding his head in his hands and sighing dreamily: its just. I saw the captain fighting fragmentum and hes so cool. He just punches! Have you seen how he punches????? I need to get him to fight me. Do you think he'd agree to fight me???

Sampo: gepard usually trains with some of the new recruits around 8am every morning and spars with them. I could sell you a silvermane uniform for a modest price to get you in--

Seele: Sampo why do you know that. Why the fuck do you have a uniform--

Luka: is impersonating a guard illegal?

Seele: luka no

A temporary truce has been reached, the count at the moment. The war shall continue soon.

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

Let’s see some tears then. Get on with it.

is aphex twin like the song version of apex legends? i know nothing about either

You're gonna make me cry, you're gonna make this poor old man cry

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

That is infinitely funnier than my actual username, continue as you were

@thoughtsofagremlin I will be honest now, I had believed for way too long that your username was 'thought-sofa-gremlin' and my only opinion about it was: "huh, what an interesting string of words"

i'm sorry

Shinsou: How do you fall asleep so quickly?

Iida: Well you see-

Midoriya: Hitting my head hard