Bakugou: *looks For For Affirmation*

My friend: Hey [name], what do you think? [name]? [name]?

Me, forcibly pulling myself away from the universe where I rule as god: Yeah what is it?

Kirishima: Im going to McDonalds

Bakugou: With who?

Kirishima: Kam—

Bakugou: No

Villain: How does it feel to be a tool? To know you will always serve someone else? To be-

Kaminari: Absolutely slaps. Next question.

Creator: *Makes an arrogant character a genuinely bad person*

“Gifted kids” who used an arrogant personality to hide their pain and isolation: And I took that personally.

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

Mina: You wouldn’t understand

Kirishima: Sure I will!

Mina: Alright…

Mina shows him the thing

Kirishima: There is nothing about this I understand

Tokoyami: Would anyone else be willing to join me in summoning a demon in the spirit of the American holiday Halloween?

Class 1a: Yes

Iida: As long as you do it responsibly!

Happy Halloween

Mina: How are you an idiot during class yet you work well on the fly?

Kaminari: Well it’s probably that adrenaline allows my brain to function how it should and because school only works for neurotypical people but no one will ever do anything about it.

Everyone: 😦

Some responses for when someone asks your gender

“What’s a gender?”

“You can’t trick me into doing math!”

“And now I’ve thrown you off your rhythm!” (Courtesy of John Mulaney)

*just laugh*

“Oh! You got me good there!”

“wouldn’t you like to know weather boy?”

Tsuyu: All I want is cuddles and all I get is struggles.