Villain: How does it feel to be a tool? To know you will always serve someone else? To be-
Kaminari: Absolutely slaps. Next question.
Tokoyami: Multiples of 5 are holy
Shoji: explain?
Tokoyami: No 🖤
Some hero franchise have at it.
Anyways so African American single mom with her very small child. They live in a poor neighborhood There was a lab accident a few years ago, the place is dangerous, etc. Child one day wanders into lab, somehow activates an old experiment, and is about to get themselves killed. Mom saves child, miraculously survives, gains powers. Uses powers to go against a large corporate owner who is using robots to destroy poor homes illegally so he can buy the land. She wins, reveals him, etc. Agrees to help the government in exchange for someone to take care of her son and the beginning of a program to help poor people. Ends with her monologuing about how accidents led to this, but she made the best of it and now can help people.
Since most of tumblr doesnt like the cruela movie I have a rewrite suggestions so buckle up boys and girls.
- Cruela is an orphan
- still has two male friends, they meet when they try and fail to pickpocket her
- become the heist trio
- cruela has fashion dreams
- fashion designer does something Cruela hates and she wants to show anger
- begs friends to do heist
- they plan a big heist and pull it off
- heists start getting bigger and bigger
- really big heist that Cruela believe will help her start her own fashion business
- they do the heist
- business costs more than anticipate, steals part of the cash from other two
- falling out, argument about treating them like henchmen and Cruela says she’s the brains behind it
- they leave and cruela plans a new heist with hired help to prove she can
- they’re stealing a rare animal
- starts doing more and more heists for clothing stuff and shows empire growth
- ends her planning to steal 101 dalmations.
- heists and damage metaphor for capitalism or something you decide
what do you think?
Kaminari: So we’re dating now?
Sero: Yes?
Kaminari: KIRI I WON THE BET
Kirishima: BAKUGOU AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A MONTH ARE YOU THAT OBLIVIOUS?
Kaminari: ALRIGHT THEN CHOOSE YOUR SNACK.
Kirishima shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair.
Dabi, also shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair
Both: Don’t be sad go dye your hair
Kaminari: *Is sad because he had a successful plan that didn't make a difference*
The remaining Bakusquad and the rest of 1A: *Fighting in the background*
Kaminari, who had an idea: Shut up!
*everyone stops, surprised he was rude*
Lay it on me, boys.
“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking
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