Your Iq Is As Low As The Walking Distance From Ur Eyes Through Your Big Ass Forehead To Your Hair. Please

Your iq is as low as the walking distance from ur eyes through your big ass forehead to your hair. Please don't use this as a pickup line.

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

Realise

Do u guys realise we are shifting our focus of memes from spongebob to despicable me????

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

If u put the oven in the laundry technically u r washing the oven....

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

Interviewer:- Tell me a little bits about yourself

Me:- 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.

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thisisywedonteatbugs
6 years ago
That's My Daily Fucking Priority

That's my daily fucking priority

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

I'm hollering

thisisywedonteatbugs - just a simple blog.cat lover
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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

Me to myself:- listen to this motherfucker.

If you’re proposing and don’t already know the answer is yes, then you shouldn’t be proposing

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

There is no difference between the reason of scientific existence of humans or cats or any other animal.We all had the same motive .Humans just got carried away..

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thisisywedonteatbugs
7 years ago

Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?

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