Crab Talking To Oyster (at Their Family Dining Table):- Give Me The Food.

Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.

Crab:- no.

Crab:- Why?

Oyster:- because I am shellfish.

Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.

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De Morgan's law.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

When did we go from Cartoon to ITune????

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

What if illuminati is working with cia..???

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

Parents in 2018 (teaching their child): no don't click that video ,that is a clickbait my son.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

When u have a screw loose so u need a booster seat

Mark Zuckerberg using a booster seat to testify before Congress is the only meme you need today.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????

Grammar Difficulty Level By Country

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

Holy shit

Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.

Basically we all are cats in other form.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

If schools taught us programming languages instead of Spanish,French,German languages I'd be fucking millionaire right now.

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........

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thisisywedonteatbugs

7 years ago

I am going to start sayin that my life is a meme instead of my life is a joke.

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