This Tucking Post Is A Frain Wreck

The infinity gauntlet would make a good jewellery gift

What if air could travel faster than sounds and we could first smell fart and then their voice of farting.

The chicken lays egg at 12 o'clock midnight

Egg:- I got laid last night

Also we can only use about half of the total power of my senses. There are people who could use echolocation and fucking hear every single word in a room full of people.If we could utilize the total power of each of our senses we could be superhuman. But the only thing stopping me from becoming a fucking superhuman is that I am too lazy to get off Tumblr...

Ok listen closely.Humans can be fucking superheroes……..y? See our fucking mind utilises 10% of its full power - this is a fucking myth but I think so what they meant was humans can only control 10% of our body .I can’t fucking control their heartbeat and if I could possibly scale the highest peaks and deepest oceans. If I could control my fucking fat percentage i could eat a lot of burgers and pizzas and fucking walk around the entire Sahara desert. What the myth was that I could only control 10% of my body and if we could control the other 90% u know the entire world would be the flash.

When u give ur kid iPhone X instead of the Barbie mobile

Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face

And here i sit crying look at that face

what the hell is going on in this country?!

A bug gets inside my ear

My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???

Me:- I am debugging myself mom.

I think the reason why cats are always around u is because they see themselves as an alpha of their pack and want to just protect u and the reason they get aggressive sometimes is because they have sensed some danger and wants to warn their idiot hooman

I'm hollering