Sometimes girls have a face that God had to craft with 8 of her angels working at million dollars per hour and sculpting her face so neatly that they had to use a fucking microscope and had to light the fucking heaven on fire for lighting up her face
And here i sit crying look at that face
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
It makes me sad that our generation doesn't listen to our parent's advice but shove tide pods or condoms or kill themselves if some game or online challenge tell them to do it
Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
Listen people if u apply lemon on watermelon it tastes like sugarcane juice.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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