After A Second I Wrote This My Cat Came And Touched Me And Sat Beside Me . I Don't Know How Much I Love
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
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For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .
So I am now fucking his crow wife.
How's ur night going fellas???
A cold water swimming pool and u have enough salt in it that u are floating and sitting on top of the water easily and read and u have the best lighting in the entire world with music and snacks.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Realise
Do u guys realise we are shifting our focus of memes from spongebob to despicable me????
Sickest burn
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
If there was only other word for begin in past tense
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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