Hey God can I skip a day plz
You are using it wrong
Good guy
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
If my body is 8cm taller when I get up in the morning due to muscle contraction then my dominant hand must be bigger than my non dominant hand due to high muscle use...
Will Tumblr ever stop showing me tiddy ads????????
So Tumblr showed me this ad .
Seriously wtf.
I am done.
I am done.
I meant to write my phone memory but ya my brain is also full of cat pics.
90% of my memory is cat pics.
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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