My Grades When I Need Them The Most

Years later people will discover my blog and they will see my posts and exclaim . . . . . . . . . . Shitpost

This is how i have an existential crisis.

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

Hey God can I skip a day plz

You never know how much u appreciate sitting unless something happens to ur butt

Do u ever just put on a loose shirt and it does that wiggly jiggly thing whenever u move ur hands??????

Me whenever I hear a reporter asking a celebrity a question like :-

What is the secret to your clear skin???

What is the secret to ur fitness??

What is your diet consists of??

What are ur tips on makeup??

Bitch listen up they are fucking rich

They would coat themselves with chocolate and bathe in it

Go back to ur basement you fat duck.

Hey I got u

One million users and here am I talking to myself

There is no difference between the reason of scientific existence of humans or cats or any other animal.We all had the same motive .Humans just got carried away..

If u can establish a relation between generation z humour and generation z humour u have solved the theory of everything