Tony Stark: Pta Parent Extraordinaire

I love you, Kenzi. Sometimes I think it’s the only thing I’m completely sure about.

What's Up, Penis Parker? by

almondlxnn

This was not what Peter planned. He did not mean to throw Flash across the hallway while everyone was watching. His day was already pretty bad, and this just made it even worse. This is definitely not what Peter planned.

I want this

🖤

lol

Basically me

Surprise Speeches by InkAndPoison

Famous actress, Agatha Harkness, at award seasons with her devoting speech writing wife, Rio Vidal.

A Crack Two Part Story about Rio's ridiculous acceptance speeches she has written for Agatha. Agatha has no idea what she is about to say until she is up on stage accepting her awards.

Changing Time by HarleyChick91

Emma is thrown back in time and realizes this isn't the timeline where her parents meet it's when Regina sees her true love in the tavern. (she overheard tinkerbell talking to Regina about it in NL) Against her better judgment, she sees RH and knows TB is going to show Regina her true love there. She gets to the table just in time to see Regina peeking in the window and she smiles

you want me to be yours (well then you gotta be mine)

by baseline

Peter had completely expected everyone to fawn over MJ, because let’s be honest, he does it himself on a daily basis. What he hadn’t expected, however, was for her to kiss him and then for everyone to come up and give him the shovel talk. On her behalf. When they weren’t even dating for real.

“How is this my life?” he moans at the ceiling, shoving his face into his pillow before the ceiling can do something stupid like respond.

(or, 5 times they pretended + 1 time they didn't.)

litteral conversation i heard in walmart M: bobby put that tutu down its for girls! B: fuck you mom!