You Want Me To Be Yours (well Then You Gotta Be Mine)
you want me to be yours (well then you gotta be mine)
by baseline
Peter had completely expected everyone to fawn over MJ, because let’s be honest, he does it himself on a daily basis. What he hadn’t expected, however, was for her to kiss him and then for everyone to come up and give him the shovel talk. On her behalf. When they weren’t even dating for real.
“How is this my life?” he moans at the ceiling, shoving his face into his pillow before the ceiling can do something stupid like respond.
(or, 5 times they pretended + 1 time they didn't.)
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Their friendship began when they separately sought refuge from the rest of their group and allowed preconceived opinions to fade away. In that friendship Eric and Angela have found peace and the ability to be themselves. How will the group handle it when their friendship is discovered? And what will they do if it leads to more? (AU. Set after season six's Santa's Little Helpers.)
Baby boomers: if we gay code all the cartoon villains the kids won’t want to be gay
Millennials: plot twist I’m gay for the villains now, your homophobia back fired and I’m extra gay for bad boys and goth witch ladies
just friend things by
flying_snowmen
Peter doesn’t bring anything up at dinner even though May is giving him some serious side eye and can’t stop looking at him with that contemplative look of hers. And then, while he’s washing the dishes and handing them to her to dry, she asks, nonchalant as she can manage, “So when did you and Michelle start dating?”
“MJ and I are just friends.”
Or, a story in which Peter and Michelle insist that they are just friends, to the belief of no one around them.
this is funny its also making me hungry
Warehouse 13 + Cards Against Humanity (insp. by x)
your making me cry
( insp ) // ( twitter post )
Thank you for everyone’s advice on which Shazam comics to get. ⚡️
I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
