Gay Privilege Is Being Way Funnier Than Any Straight Person

clarity by symphonie

It was simple, so simple.

Her hands trembling, feeling nauseous, her bottom lip quivering hard, her eyes not seeing anything through the flood of tears, Kara climbed over the fence. One leg, and the other. She put both her feet on the edge of the bridge, her hands behind her back, gripping the bars.

Fuck you, life.

"FUCK YOU, LIFE !" she screamed a few times. She yelled this same sentence at the top of her lungs for a long time. She wanted peacefulness, silence, vacuum.

And then she propelled herself forward.

Her feet were barely off the edge when a hand grabbed her arm.

When Lena saved a young woman from jumping off a bridge, she knew it was the right thing to do. And maybe it would change her life forever, maybe this was exactly what they both needed.

Maybe they could be each other's clarity.

OK but gay country music would go so hard though. Ladies singing about the girl in cut offs sitting next to them in their truck, dudes singing about showing off for the farmers son, bi people singing about how the county fair is hot but it ain’t cause of the heat. 90% of country music could be fixed if we removed the heteronormativity

Memory Banks By

TheAsexualofSpades

DUM-E and U are staples in Tony Stark’s lab. They’ve been there almost since the beginning. They’re family. They have a dad, a mom, a concerned uncle, and a brother. Their memory banks are full of moments that help them remember.

Bonus:

all the best found family stories end with them all living together in the same place and continuing to have adventures together and just, like, hang out as a group. 2012 avengers fanfics were RIGHT when they took that concept and ran with it so everyone had their own floor in the tower and participated in weekly movie nights and cuddle piles. that’s EXACTLY what i want to see.

The Captain and His Queen by lynddsbeth

Regina protects Killian from her mother. They realize that they have more in common than they thought and start to fall for each other. Will they be able to forget their need for revenge? Or will life get in the way of their budding relationship?

Hey, I was wondering if you could find this fic where Peter and Tony go to a cafe and they are sitting inside a booth? and then Peter spots Flash and his friends but doesn't tell Tony and then Tony goes somewhere and flash comes and sits near Peter and starts insulting him but then Tony comes back. I know it's quite specific but I have tried searching this fic several times but I just can't find it. Please help me.

Not sure, because it’s just Flash and it’s from his perspective but it could be:

Observing by Dunvillo

"No. No. That wasn’t possible. There was no way that Peter Parker was telling the truth about his so-called internship. There is no way that Peter Parker knew Tony Stark well enough to grab ice cream with him. There was no way that Peter Parker knew Tony Stark. But before Flash could even remotely dismiss the idea, Tony Stark grabbed his two ice cream orders and sat down next to Peter Parker."

Flash is at the same ice cream shop as Tony and Peter and decides to eavesdrop. AKA Flash witnesses Tony and Peter being domestic af.

A Heart Made of Glass by

Mx_Night

Jarvis overhears Peter talking to someone in his room and decides to tell Pepper about it. It didn't quite go as planned and now Morgan is asking what the "Talk" is.

tony stark: pta parent extraordinaire

Series by

hailingstars

the adventures Tony has while volunteering for Morgan's school activities and chronicling his rivalry with other parent jan