We Slaying With The Literal Interpretation With This One 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

sometimes i think about the very odd internet presence over the last 7 years on this blog, and i almost want to apologize for any whiplash this username has given you. but honestly. it’s a little funny

Maurice You agree.

reblog.

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

I liked Hyphen by Dermonster

Has anyone read any good books recently?

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist

Abstract Pickup [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[White Hat holding a paintbrush in his left arm standing next to an easel. An abstract painting of differently sized black and white rectangular square shapes rest on top of the easel.] White Hat: Hey there, chaotic melange of cubes- White Hat: you're actually pretty cute for a dizzying swarm! [The words "dizzying swarm!" are written in wavy bold letters.] [Caption below the panel:] Bad news - the pickup artists and abstract artists have merged.

Mods are asleep post trans ally eminem

probably.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow I love Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirates….

But when I do it I'm "showing an appalling lack of respect for the departed" huh? . 🫱 . ﾉ ಠ_ಠノ🫱

hello trans people!! friendly reminder that when i dig up your bones they're gonna go on my Bone Wall to be displayed for all eternity :)

*acquired immunity*

*casts this on you*