Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist

Love this.

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

Hello?

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

Did you know that macrovolutes can extrude hands from all of their limbs at will? Wow! Nature is truly amazing!

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

The big discourse on twitter right now is that writers going on strike or cancelling their own series are breaking an invisible “contract” they made with their fans and all creators owe their fans a satisfying conclusion to their stories. Actually all fans owe all creators for entertaining them and if a creator says “I don’t want to perform this labor anymore,” then regardless of the cliffhanger that leaves you with, your only response should be “take care! Thank you for all your hard work!!!” :)

I've been here the whole time.

Reblog if I can wander into your (literal) apartment and make (tangible) lunch

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch