"Rare Steak" Is A Lie.

Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Those are like big worms, right?

Sorry. Forget I said anything

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this post to not be on easter weekend

there was a barrel in the way, I could not see the baby until after I said that. Oops

Sometimes I think about the fact that I have conversations with people over reblogs, and it's basically as if I stood out in the village square and shouted back and forth with someone on the other side of the square.

Please reblog this if your blog is crossover friendly

aka you are happy to write with muses who aren't in your same fandom (fandomless muses of similar genre for instance)

+ specify in tags what kind of crossovers you're open to

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me