Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked

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thetelekineticfrog
1 year ago
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I need a se- twenty third opinion here
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thetelekineticfrog
2 months ago
I Unno What Meme This Is, But I’m Here For This.
I Unno What Meme This Is, But I’m Here For This.
I Unno What Meme This Is, But I’m Here For This.
I Unno What Meme This Is, But I’m Here For This.
I Unno What Meme This Is, But I’m Here For This.
I Unno What Meme This Is, But I’m Here For This.

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

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memes i love puns bird late stage capitalism
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thetelekineticfrog
1 year ago
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
thetelekineticfrog - Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked
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thetelekineticfrog
9 months ago

My teacher doesn't believe that school can affect anyone negatively.

Reblog if you have EVER been affected negatively in ANY way by school so I can show this to my teacher.

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thetelekineticfrog
2 months ago

🐛🫱

Huh. Yum

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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bugs genders
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thetelekineticfrog
1 year ago

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

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thetelekineticfrog
1 year ago

Boop

Boop

Eep!

The telekinetic seems to be running to many servers right now. Try coming back later.

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Assorted psychic croaking sounds how did you do that
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thetelekineticfrog
2 weeks ago

What the heck i just got crab raved

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shitpost crab rave
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thetelekineticfrog
1 year ago

Ah dang.

Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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but i don't want to Assorted psychic croaking sounds
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thetelekineticfrog
7 months ago

Swifties need to embrace the true light

The light of the lamb, conduit to great power and promised liberator of the one who waits below.

headline from The Onion: "Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic" accompanied by picture of Taylor Swift

Y'ALL 😭😭😭

Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. “Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique case,” said cult expert and psychologist Professor Marion Douglass, who called it “bizarre” that so many young, impressionable women had pledged their devotion to the artist when there were so many other personalities out there who were leagues more magnetic. “She’s managed to amass these so-called Swifties without a drop of charm. It can’t be her doctrine they’re drawn to, because that is not particularly inspiring either. We know these followers would kill for her, but the question is, why?” Douglass went on to hypothesize that perhaps Swift was blackmailing her followers with sordid details of their personal lives she had obtained through fan letters.
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
The Onion
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was no
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cult of the lamb unreality satire the onion anti taylor swift anti swifties the onion don't miss Cult of the lamb reference
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