And Of Coarse:

basically GIF but with an unstressed L

You need someone taken out,

Don't come to me. I don't date people

can i get some lesbo assistantce ineed 2 steal a big diamond

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Those are like big worms, right?

Sorry. Forget I said anything

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

welcome to Tumblr. We got glass panes

You know it's kinda funny how I went from using r/CuratedTumblr, a subreddit dedicated to showing "Tumblr's Greatest Hits" essentially, to going to ACTUAL Tumblr and now I'm seeing screenshots from Reddit here and there. It's like I crawled through a window and am now looking at it from the other side.

@i-am-a-fish hey look

I had a really weird dream where I created this absolute disaster of a meme and it went viral. The quality was this bad in my dream too. wtf. this is terrible lmao.

#ihavenoideawhatthisis

Hell yeah!

by the way, the reason they say 3 not 2 is just because a new one showed up during the conversation

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"