All Of These.

All of these.

Cosmere books as bad news headlines

• "Young woman of questionable parentage kills god after eating copious amounts of metal"

• "Apple voice assistant marries mute rainbow god after sister defeats army of undead alongside hobo and talking sword"

• "City of zombies saved by angry man in armor and friendly chef's niece"

• "Depressed people snort lightning, use it to fight lobsters the size of battleships." (idea credit to @Elisabeth_Wheatley on YouTube)

• "Cowboy makes deal with the new god"

• "Girl and mouse boyfriend undo curse on cabin boy"

• "Man cheats death by stabbing his own eye, forms intergalactic gang"

• "Young woman stacks rocks to destroy computer"

• "Dehydrated young man unites senators against himself"

• "Man with PTSD breaks All the Rules, upsets mentor while running from sunrise"

• "Man(??) avoids eternal punishment from several sources while roasting everyone in existence"

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theskyweshare

1 year ago

Wrap your arms around me, stab me in the

gut. I'd be Grinning happy as i die — holding

the one person I love.

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theskyweshare

1 year ago

Might be some certain point

But that point is not tonight

Let's Go!!!

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theskyweshare

1 year ago

I am so obsessed

Got you so ingrained in me

Your taste your smell your feel too

So everytime my lips meet

No doubt they only talk of you.

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theskyweshare

2 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be the case with us.

I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything. Maybe we’re from the same star.

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theskyweshare

2 years ago

Oh! The conflict between having you free as you should be and mine as I want you to be.

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theskyweshare

1 year ago

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

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theskyweshare

2 years ago

I immediately thought of her...

Even though I am usually thinking of her.

This hit me the hardest

The moment when distraction break. When we realize that we live our lives going from one task to another trying not to obsess over one thing over one being.

Then moments like this when distraction breaks and we realize we were living a lie. The person is never truly gone and distractions won't change the fact that we are in the end, all alone

The hurt. That makes us pause. That hurts something special.

I was widdling a stick to make it smooth and my cousin says...

"Oh, you're skinning a stick... Who broke your heart?"

I immediately thought of her...

Even though I'm usually thinking of her.

I wanted to tell my cousin that I've been in love with the same person and or girl for the last 7 plus years...

But I didn't.

Even though my cousin is, I think the only one in my family, other than my Mom, to know I'm not exactly straight.

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theskyweshare

1 year ago

NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUG NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH NOT STRONG ENOUGH ...............................RAGE

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theskyweshare

2 years ago

You have my sword my friend. (It's here somewhere I am sure.)