Tell me pretty lies
Look me in the face
Tell me that you love me
Even if it's fake
Cause' I don't fucking care
At
All
All of these.
Cosmere books as bad news headlines
• "Young woman of questionable parentage kills god after eating copious amounts of metal"
• "Apple voice assistant marries mute rainbow god after sister defeats army of undead alongside hobo and talking sword"
• "City of zombies saved by angry man in armor and friendly chef's niece"
• "Depressed people snort lightning, use it to fight lobsters the size of battleships." (idea credit to @Elisabeth_Wheatley on YouTube)
• "Cowboy makes deal with the new god"
• "Girl and mouse boyfriend undo curse on cabin boy"
• "Man cheats death by stabbing his own eye, forms intergalactic gang"
• "Young woman stacks rocks to destroy computer"
• "Dehydrated young man unites senators against himself"
• "Man with PTSD breaks All the Rules, upsets mentor while running from sunrise"
• "Man(??) avoids eternal punishment from several sources while roasting everyone in existence"
You ship Destiel?
Of course I ship Destiel. Have you seen My
posts?????
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
You are so far away. And I am so down in the dumps. So unworthy. That admiting that I love you feels like fucking hubris.
Everyday, and counting.
“Sometimes I feel dead, and I hate everybody”
Ottessa Moshfegh “My Year of Rest and Relaxation”
Kingdom of amular Reckoning / re-reckoning.
My favorite of all time.
My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.
What is your #1 video game recommendation
Shout out to ELISTA for being the most relatable character, after shalan.