The zombie spiders are much more important than this small issue. I'm surprised you're siding with Stanley.
Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...
Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet
Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.
Okay, with these results I will find a way to go back in time to prevent myself from getting married.
Gompers.
Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill
Let me consult the moss.
"slurp their eyes through silly straws"
Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.
I got fish coloring pages at the aquarium. One of the workers let me take some once the kids there each got one
My friend helped me make Sonic and Shadow
I see I did the "shoes" wrong on Sonic.
Get. A. Room.
JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )
Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.
OPINION ON [[2 face]] [[Which shape has 3 sides?]] [[YELOW]]
Well, he means nothing to me. That is my opinion of him. I have "left him on read", as Mabel put it.
Painful Service Top? Okay, Paranormal Bottom is better. Or I dunno, Paranormal Service Switch?
NEVER call me Paranormal Service Switch if you value your life.
I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.
hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus
I have no idea who that is. One moment.
Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.
I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.
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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.
Spot the difference (impossible)
I love your Stones big ol eyes
The better to see the Doctor with!
I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.
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