Gompers.

Wow. Only "Sonic the Hedgehog" would get mad about being told someone loves him.

I think... I love you.

UH , WHO IS THIS ? ONLY COWARDS ASK ANONYMOUSLY . AND THE ONLY PERSON I LOVE IS MY HUSBAND .

My phone isn't the issue, Tumblr is the issue! Unless that little blue freak is trying to hack my account again.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Freaks. Both of you.

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

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Stan is hot.

Dipper is adorable.

And you

Are

Cute.

"Cute" is a word one would use to describe a puppy or one of those strangely structured math equations that spell out love notes.

I am not 'cute'. There are no compliments regarding physical appearance that I will ever agree with aside from "vaguely resembling a human".

I am, however, highly intelligent, and I unfortunately must say, that is the limit to my 'good qualities'.

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

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@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov

A what? Also, I don't smoke. I did eat weed jelly beans though. No one told me they were weed until after I finished the entire bag. I passed out right after posting about it.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

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I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

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