Nothing "happened", The Doctor Simply Said Something About My Heart "overworking Itself" Due To "overexertion".

Damn Ford Pines I thought we were good :(

Who is this? I'm good with most people, so if there's a problem here, you would, more likely than not, be the cause.

I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

aita for deliberately steering a bug into a spiderweb, for science? I wanted to see what would happen

It put up a good fight, but the spider didn't even need the food. It already had a bug in there

I have no clue as to what "aita" could possibly mean. I assume it's some kind of slang? Regardless, if it's for science, nothing is wrong.

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

Well, it definitely suits you better.

What is a "Paranormal bottom"?

All you need to know is that I AM NOT ONE. Furthermore, I SHOULD NOT BE CALLED ONE.

I got the name from a nickname generator.

You will be decorating a Christmas tree with glitter and then get dizzy and fall off a red mountain.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Why are you green!?

@boiling-with-rage mossed me. I am on a mission to make it everyones problem, because I am petty and bitter. You've also just been mossed.

Anons truly are the enemy of peace. I don't know who could have possibly done that. Who could have the audacity?

SOMEONE JUST PUT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT IN AN ASK . I DON ' T KNOW HOW , BECAUSE THERE IS A 4096 TEXT CHARACTER LIMIT, BUT THEY DID IT . WHICHEVER ANON SENT ME THAT , I HATE YOU . I WILL FIND YOU .

You are now on my hit list. Count your days.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

I very well could come and help. I'm skilled in drumming.

Dipper, I read through your conversation with Grunkle Ford. I think we might have to come up with another plan. Maybe we don't actually need four people to play each drum. Maybe we can each just play two ourselves! Might make it a teensy bit hard to play well, but it never said the music had to be perfect.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

Yeah, his journal said the three part harmony had to be perfect, but I think we were far from it, so that would work!

Anything to get rid of these spiders...