Okay, We Didn't All Need To Hear About That.

My hair is curly. I'd say about 2c, maybe even more if I actually spent time doing one of those ridiculous hair routines.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

Aggressiveness is your go-to for being excited. Of course.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

Definitely agreeing with you.

Did you ever apologize properly to Stan for not trusting him? Not "I'm sorry but you lied to us", a proper apology for almost ruining the thing he worked on for 30 years. Did you ever stop to think about what would have happened if he'd failed then because YOU stopped him. Did you ever fully understand what motivated Stan or did you get distracted by Ford being the "cooler" or "better" uncle? Have you ever stopped to think about just how much Stan was willing to sacrifice for you, Mabel, Ford, and everyone else. Do you ever think about just how much he DID sacrifice or are you ignoring your guilt by telling yourself that it doesnt matter because it all worked out in the end. May I point out that only MABEL tried to get Stan's memory back and that you just resigned youself without even considering another option, blindly trusting Ford once more, when that has clearly proven on multiple occasions to be a bad decision. Sure you joined in trying once it worked but you never initiated the attempt. You often disregarded Stan because he couldn't understand you the way Ford does but what does that say about you, writing people off if they can't always be on the same wave-length as you? Had Ford dismissed you in the same way, as he somewhat did at first, you would have been upset and hurt, thinking it was unfair and before you say "that's different because me and Ford are similar", you really do not want to be like that man because COME ON the man is petty beyond relief and doesn't deserve a fraction of the love and trust Stan gives him. Do better Pine Tree.

???

Hold on, I need to break this down. uh

I want to say that I did apologize to Grunkle Stan. I feel like I was allowed to be suspicious of him before he explained everything- Like we thought we'd just discovered the guy we'd been living with all summer was actually some guy impersonating a dead guy- I don't know, it was really complicated and really scary.

I never "wrote Stan off" for anything, it was sometimes just nice to spend time with someone who didn't constantly make fun of me. I know Stan means well, but it's still... not funny sometimes.

Lastly, my relationship with my family shouldn't be any of your business, and how I feel about things I did or didn't do should be even less of your concern. So please just stop trying to play therapist or whatever you're doing

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

You should totally post your Stobotnik playlist too. Because. That would be cool.

Fine. But I didn't have time to organize this one. I still recommend shuffling.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit

W h a t .

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?