Haha Sixer I Beat Your Booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and Coworker Nerd Guy)

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

The poll is up, no new submissions are being added. But you should go vote!

They took him in the divorce. Then he married a raccoon.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU COULD FORCE A BLADE INTO YOUR GUT AND DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE REACHED ETERNAL STATUS; OR IF YOU FUCKING LOVE THE INFINITE GARLIC BREAD AT ALWAYS GARDEN

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.

My biggest hear-me-out is Closet from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse

Considering their name is Closet, I do not have high hopes for this one. Let me look it up.

This thing? Your hear-me-out? That's simply not safe. I would explain why, but you don't deserve an explanation. I'm not hearing you out.

Yet another one with no grey hair.

@the-real-ultimatelifeform

Tag game!!

Have fun with this.

HAHA LINK HERE 👉 ily

Ily @the-real-fastestthingalive

@therealstanfordpines @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @oriondrawsstuff @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-void-blob

I'm sorry I keep tagging u Orion, I have no one else to tag 😭

I didn't even start this! I was asking for assistance!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.