Considering The Fact That You Are Larger Than Me (although Not By Much), The Amount Of Thermal Energy

Considering the fact that you are larger than me (although not by much), the amount of thermal energy you possess would be greater than mine. So, yes, you are hotter.

Sorry but like. How did YOU get voted tumblrs sexyman or whatever.

HOW.

@pacifica-elise-northwest

Its obvious, im the hotter one.

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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.


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1 month ago

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I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

2 weeks ago

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

2 weeks ago

Wow. What an insult. I've never heard that before. Truly, I'm hurt.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

3 weeks ago

HOW’S IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE INNOCENT CROCHET TURTLE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IS GOING TO BE NAMED AFTER THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE BECAUSE OF ME

ALSO I’M PASSING ON THE MOSS. GET GREENED LOSER I’M TURNING YOU GREEN

First of all, the turtle isn't even mine. Second, why the fuck did you pass the moss onto me. I can't afford to be covered in moss!


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3 weeks ago

I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"

Miitopia is a masterpiece.

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .


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1 month ago

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.


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2 weeks ago

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

1 month ago

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

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I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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