HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! Don't Ask Who I'm Married To.

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

I would recommend putting a barrier around your house. Just to be safe.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Why would anyone call that number. Anyways, I'm glad you freaks got married. You deserve each other.

(Genuinely, I am happy for you!)

Do you like eating souls?

Do you wanna liberate dimensions?

Well, I've got you covered!

For just a human heart a day, I can liberate your dimension!

Note,

NO ONE WILL SURVIVE. IF YOU WANT ME TO SPARE SOMEONE, THAT'S AN EXTRA HUMAN EYEBALL.

Call or text 666-666-EXE for me to liberate your dimension!

That's 666-666-EXE, if you wanna copy it down!

D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ'T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅ️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝

Anyway folks, have a nice day!

(You too, Rewrite)

OOH , THAT SOUNDS FUN ! EVERYONE CALL THAT NUMBER !

What is a "Paranormal bottom"?

All you need to know is that I AM NOT ONE. Furthermore, I SHOULD NOT BE CALLED ONE.

I got the name from a nickname generator.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

I did no such thing! I can't even afford my own medication!

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

Uh... I need you to talk to my human form a minute.

HEY B!TCH!

I FOUND YOU!!! Your ID number is 98013628, you're 64-65, and you've had sx with bill cipher before.

Now, are you gonna apologize for giving my boi crack, or do I need to threaten your family?

Sincerely, an overprotective human.

@the-real-sonic-exe

( @the-real-fastestthingalive back me up here)

I'm sure you think this is impressive, but 1. That is not even close to my ID number, and 2. I have never once done anything of the sort with Bill.

I don't have access to drugs. If anything, you should be blaming Stanley.

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.

I didn't give him anything. Where is his proof?

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .