ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

other characters this applies to:

bruce wayne

actually basically anyone from cod

raymond holt from b99

my english teacher

alfred

paul hollywood

i hate my brain for randomly choosing characters that are my family now. simon riley from cod?? thats my dad. that would be fine if all of my friends didnt think he was hot. it feels wrong. thats my dad. stfu please and thank you let me exist

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

if they mean intimacy like emotional support and care, yes, because everyone does. if they mean intimacy as in "men are entitled to sex and treating their wives/girlfriends/whatevers as mothers", NO. that is all

i regret getting tumblr i take back everything positive i have ever said regarding this website all you have are batman headcannons and psychological horror

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

Moving medieval manuscript art!

so when the narcissist cookbook said "prophylatics" did they mean a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease or condoms. discuss

this is why i love tumblr. i have not seen one smidge of doctor who content and now all of my opinions on the franchise are based on the fact that the 9th doctor's swag is so lesbian

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

i am exhausted and i need to sleep but my brain is just made up of fictional characters and music which is usually fine but my music taste is depressing and im hyperfixated on the robins which are at many points also depressing

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".