Other Characters This Applies To:

if they mean intimacy like emotional support and care, yes, because everyone does. if they mean intimacy as in "men are entitled to sex and treating their wives/girlfriends/whatevers as mothers", NO. that is all

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

Finally worked up the courage to text the guy giving me cuteness aggression so I will be accepting applause now

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

hes scheming

this will always be funny to me

the absolute state of the union by the narcissist cookbook 👍👍👍👍

identity fraud is not a joke, lesbianism

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

oh :[

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

i feel like the universe shakes a magic 8 ball every three hours on whether or not im depressed and i really need it to stop doing that please

so when the narcissist cookbook said "prophylatics" did they mean a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease or condoms. discuss